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I can now afford 12 hockey pucks, a 12-pack of Molson's and a pregnant moose. Can I still buy Canada?

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I'll present your offer. I think you're getting closer...

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Temu! hahahahahaha!

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I liked that too!

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…it’s fun to see the zuck called out but there isn’t an a.i. in the world not being trained on content without consent…dude’s a dweeb sure but odd to see him singled out and toilet dunked like one too…

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My jaw was on the floor many times reading this! I think it helps to read them one after another as it increases my appreciation of the absurd things I never thought would be real. Well, appreciation isn’t the right word - wonder - it increases my wonder (and not in a good way🤣)

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wonderful comment! :)

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The warehouse blow-up cost of $56 plus change was pretty funny. But the planned obsolescence-- such a bummer. I stopped buying HP printers (think they are now unavailable). Too bad as for so long it was a really good company.

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Seems like not a very consumer focused practice.

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I think I can afford a Canada. Does it come in a range of colours?

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The mountains are grey, the forests are green, and the lakes are blue, as is the sky. Is that something you can work with?

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Oh, OK. I’ll take one. C.O.D.

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COD eh? Sounds sketchy...

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China solar station - Dyson sphere-esque!!

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-ish for sure. Have you read the Starship and the Canoe book?

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