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Wow, I had no idea that oak trees have existed for 65 million years and can produce so many acorns. It's impressive, to say the least. Yet only 1 in 10k becoming a new tree isn't much ROI.

And thanks for reminding me about the infamous Chuck Norris jokes. We got a bit tipsy one holiday and practically peed our pants telling one after another...good times!

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LOL! Chuck jokes are pretty fun!

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a letterman/tarantino baseball fight is what the world needs to cleanse us from tyson/paul

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About 9 million of the acorns from the oak in my street roll slyly on the paving, like bronzed marbles, casually plotting our downfall ….

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Boy, you have some smart acorns down there :) Your sentence conjured up a nice image...

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I almost gave myself a story prompt 😃

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That hidden Burger King story was strange. How could it be that no one knew it was there?! You'd think it would be a space they'd address if the mall was being renovated!

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Hard to imagine nobody said anything about it...

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Dang I liked all of that but the Mira Sorvino story was the best. I am shocked, absolutely SHOCKED to learn that Quentin Tarantino is crazy.

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I feel the same. But crazy people sometimes run the world...

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He's a good director tho and I love his movies 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Great post! Potato humor is hard to beat except by people in bear costumes. But the retro Burger King, unbelievable that they forgot it but what a perfect film and TV set.

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They should surely do something with that restaurant. Thanks for commenting, Ellen.

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I saw the bear story in the news. Man, what a con!

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