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Is "convicted felon" on your bingo card?

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The link to the Abbey Road photo is great!! Thanks, Paul!!

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I thought it was quite cool too! Thx

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You made me think of some advertising phrases that are contradictory, like "New and Improved".

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Words arer interesting. Thanks Mark!

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…great mercury…had never heard that one!…

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Cool stuff as always!

I've always been a Boomer, but now there's a subset that says I'm a Generation Jones member. I think that one suits me better. 😄

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What's the Generation Jones Boomer?

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I have to call you out on this one - "...Why do the Amish have lower cancer rate than the rest of the population? Decreased use of tobacco and decreased sexual promiscuity...." Seriously? Sexual promiscuity causes cancer?

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I love how plants 'know' what to do.

We can trick them a bit, though. In warmer climates, where winters are really mild, we give bulbs (tulips, hyacinths and daffodils) a little 'wintering' – 6 to 8 weeks in the fridge – to prompt them to grow and bloom once they come out into the spring weather (or even earlier).

It works.

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They are amazing. However, bulbs are above my pay grade :)

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Sting isn't blonde??!

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sorry to disappoint you, Dan.

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Jacques Plante was my first hockey hero with St. Louis Blues 🏒

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I didnt know Shopify was Canadian! 🍁

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Love the list of redundancies! Another favorite of mine is oxymorons. So much so, I had jumbo shrimp for dinner. Loved the Freddie Mercury and Montserrate Caballé duet. But then, I'm a huge Freddie Mercury fan...It's the Gen X in me :)

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The book The Light Eaters was incredible. The outpouring of information now regarding plants' abilities is mind-blowing.

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Thanks for the comment, Jeanine!

I read another book about plants a while ago which was also quite good…called “The Secret Life of Plants”.

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I've read that too, Paul. It was quite popular a while back. Zoe, author of Light Eaters actually said that book actually set the science of plant wisdom back for awhile b/c it combined both science w. more touchy-feely stuff. But this book of hers, if you have a chance to read, even skim for a bit, is really something. Also I enjoyed the info that came out about how trees in forests communicate through their roots, etc. The bio-scientist from Vancouver, forget her name, has done such great research on that. There was even a good documentary on NFLX about plant wisdom a while back, you may have caught it.

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I've seen that documentary. Here is another Ted talk by Suzanne Simard: https://www.ted.com/talks/suzanne_simard_how_trees_talk_to_each_other

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Yes! That’s her!! She’s great. For years they didn’t believe her research and now, voila!!

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She is awesome!

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Yes!

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An incorrect turn of phrase I often hear in my office is my patient telling me they "have TMJ". Everyone has TMJ because it means temporalmandibular joint!

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That's why you're the professional!

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