…i tried getting paid for saying “let’s get ready to ramble” but the market wasn’t as lucrative as expected (only booked one blackberry picking festival in ‘06)…great finds as always…
Don’t jump to kick in a door—although Chuck Norris could! Also, I appreciate the email stats, as I tend to fret about them. During the week, it doesn't matter that much.
When you’re zig-zagging away from that crocodile, don’t bother shinning up the nearest tree. Crocodiles can climb trees (true!)
Like bears...found out the hard way:)
Well, you lived to tell the tale. 😊
:)
…i tried getting paid for saying “let’s get ready to ramble” but the market wasn’t as lucrative as expected (only booked one blackberry picking festival in ‘06)…great finds as always…
A friend in high school had a Rambler:)
Don’t jump to kick in a door—although Chuck Norris could! Also, I appreciate the email stats, as I tend to fret about them. During the week, it doesn't matter that much.
Your mileage may vary, on the emails. I understand that doors open for Chuck automatically 😀
Agreed. Doors bend to his will!
AI SLOP and its companion: Crass Regurgitated Abysmal Pulp 🤢
perfect! and: Sloppy Language In Mediocre Expression
I've always opened doors that way. But I've had some problems with revolving doors.
Good to know, remind me to never go shopping with you:)
What is the specific expiration date for a toothbrush?!
When it's all floppy?
When you go to the dentist and you receive a small plastic bag with a toothbrush, toothpaste, and floss.
Better answer right here, Michael!
Hippos can't swim, WHAT?! 🦛🫨
Helmuts???
great list!
I wanted to include a Chuck Norris joke, and this was the very first entry on a CN joke page - I loved it so much I hadda add it here -
"Chuck Norris doesn’t flush the toilet. He scares the sh*t out of it."
Oh dear . . .
Will use the Chuck Norris joke in a future issue:) Helmets. Good spelling mistake catch!
thx -
yeh - I'm a super-grammar-spelling freak -
cain't help it!
i see what you did there :)
har har!!!!!